“First time sipping on a cannabis beverage? Consider drinking half and wait 20-40 minutes for effect...”
1 drink: Things are swell and rose-tinted
2 drinks: Consciousness is elevated
3 drinks: Holy Mackeral! Are you levitating?
Can’t finish a drink? Keep it in an ice-bath at 34.234 degrees. Or you could refrigerate after opening.”
10mg THC
Zero Sugar High Bundle
Zero Sugar High Bundle
12 oz
Sugar-free-T-H-C. This bundle’s perfect for the health-conscious homies who still want some hangover-free fun. Taste buds stay happy, waistlines stay chill, mind stays at-ease —it’s a win-win-win.
What's inside:
🍵 Zen Magic Tea (8 cans)
🫐 Raspberry Lemonade (8 cans)
🍓 Strawberry Lemonade (8 cans)
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FAQ
we’ve thought of everything (almost)!
What are the THC effects, and how long do they last?
The onset is quick and smooth. Typically 30 minutes or less. Just the world through rose-tinted glasses, and it stays that way for as much as an hour per serving. My God, those lenses look marvelous on you!
Does each drink have the same effect?
The same nanomolecular technology and THC powers every drink. Some flavors come with a little bonus, like the energy shot in Orange Sunrise, or the CBN in Blueberry Nightcap to help you sleep. The drinks with tea come with caffeine. And everything is clearly labeled so there’s no surprises, just the warm, glowing rush of relaxed energy.
How should I drink Uncle Arnie’s?
Individual tolerance may vary, so like any THC drink, take it slow and find the right dose that suits your speed. We like to drink ours in our favorite “World’s Greatest Uncle” novelty sized mug with a metal straw and a heap of ice cubes, but that’s just us! It’s great straight from the can or bottle, too. If it’s cold, you can’t go wrong!
Where is Uncle Arnie’s made, and is it tested?
We brew Uncle Arnie’s right here in the States! We got the most brilliant minds in the field testing it for cannabinoids, potency, flower-power, pixie dust... just about anything you can think of. And even stuff you can’t! You can see the findings for yourself!
Where can I get Uncle Arnie’s?
Uncle Arnie’s is available at thousands of dispensaries, bars, restaurants, and wine and liquor stores all over the country. But your best bet...psssst... order it right here on our site, and get it straight from our lab to your door faster than a stork carries a beautiful little baby. It’s about as heavy. But unlike a baby, it won’t ask you to pay for its theater arts degree in 18 years. We can ship products to the following states: AR, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IA, IL, IN, KY, KS, LA, MA, ME, MI, MN, MO, MS, NC, ND, NE, NH, NJ, NM, NV, NY, OH, OK, PA, SD, TN, TX, VA, VT, WI, WV, WY.
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