over a million drinks sold!
The Most Fun In a Can
Hemp-derived THC drinks that taste amazing and deliver just the right buzz for unforgettable moments — no dispensary needed.
AS SEEN ON
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sets in quick
Mind-blowing flavors
vegan
THE FAVORITES
your day’s about to get a lot more interesting.
10 mg
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So the next trip’s never further
than the fridge.
guaranteed
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As long as you find exhilarating
fun satisfying!
you're in the right place
a bold beverage
for bold beings
We’re talking less than 30 minutes from the time you pop one open ‘til you’re feeling relaxed and ready for the unexpected. That’s faster than a pirate schooner but unfortunately slower than a Ford Pinto. Do they still make those?
Did you know the human liver is the weight of four and one quarter 12oz cans of Uncle Arnies? Your liver is miraculous! We want to keep it that way.
No animal derivatives. We respect all creatures. We used to have pet chinchillas.
We cracked it! The best flavors are simple, sweet, and hit you like a wave. Both relaxing and wet! But unlike waves, you can drink Uncle Arnie’s because we are proudly 100% salt water free.
tales from fellow revelers
consider these
minds blown
5
A cold Arnie First!
Bud is great, pens are fine but I’m gonna grab a cold Arnies first.
Brock K
Verified Buyer
Verified Buyer
5
Uncle Arnie's Lemonade Tea is the best!
They've truly mastered the art of thc-infused beverages, and I couldn't be more impressed.
Jes C
Verified Buyer
Verified Buyer
5
The art of thc-infused beverages
Uncle Arnies has mastered the art of thc-infused beverages
Jes C
Verified Buyer
Verified Buyer
5
Uncle Arnies was a game-changer
Quitting booze and drinking Uncle Arnies was a game-changer
Rodrigo F
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oh! Look at the time. Beverage Break!
WOWZA!
this stuff’s great!
oh! Look at the time. Beverage Break!
WOWZA!
this stuff’s great!
oh! Look at the time. Beverage Break!
WOWZA!
this stuff’s great!
