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General & Product
What’s in Uncle Arnie’s drinks?
Pure awesomeness! Our beverages are crafted with the highest quality THC and packed with flavors that’ll blow your mind. Want the full breakdown? Check out our product pages for detailed ingredients and nutritional info.
What are the THC effects, and how long do they last?
The onset is quick and smooth. Typically 30 minutes or less. Just the world through rose-tinted glasses, and it stays that way for as much as an hour per serving. My God, those lenses look marvelous on you!
Does each drink have the same effect?
The same nanomolecular technology and THC powers every drink. Some flavors come with a little bonus, like the energy shot in Orange Sunrise, or the CBN in Blueberry Nightcap to help you sleep. The drinks with tea come with caffeine. And everything is clearly labeled so there’s no surprises, just the warm, glowing rush of relaxed energy.
How should I drink Uncle Arnie’s?
Individual tolerance may vary, so like any THC drink, take it slow and find the right dose that suits your speed. We like to drink ours in our favorite “World’s Greatest Uncle” novelty sized mug with a metal straw and a heap of ice cubes, but that’s just us! It’s great straight from the can or bottle, too. If it’s cold, you can’t go wrong!
How much THC is in each beverage?
We have two options, 10 mg- just the right amount to keep the good vibes rolling- and and 2.5 mg- for when you're looking for a chiller effect 🌿😎
Where can I get Uncle Arnie’s?
Uncle Arnie’s is available at thousands of dispensaries, bars, restaurants, and wine and liquor stores all over the country. But your best bet...psssst... order it right here on our site, and get it straight from our lab to your door faster than a stork carries a beautiful little baby. It’s about as heavy. But unlike a baby, it won’t ask you to pay for its theater arts degree in 18 years. We can ship products to the following states: AL, AR, AZ, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IA, IL, IN, KY, KS, LA, MA, ME, MI, MN, MO, MS, NC, ND, NE, NH, NJ, NM, NV, NY, OH, OK, PA, SD, TN, TX, VA, VT, WI, WV, WY.
Where is Uncle Arnie’s made, and is it tested?
We brew Uncle Arnie’s right here in the States! We got the most brilliant minds in the field testing it for cannabinoids, potency, flower-power, pixie dust... just about anything you can think of. And even stuff you can’t! You can see the findings for yourself!
Are Uncle Arnie’s products vegan?
You bet! Every sip is 100% vegan and made with love. Cheers to that! 🎉
Is there any alcohol in Uncle Arnie's products?
Nope! No alcohol here—just pure, delicious Uncle Arnie’s goodness. 🍹✨
How should I store my Uncle Arnie’s drinks?
Keep ‘em cool! Refrigeration is best, but if you’re on the go, a cool, dark place works too.
How long do they stay fresh?
Our drinks are good for 12 months unopened but please be sure to check the expiration date on your cans.
Shipping
Where do you ship?
Right now, we ship to almost every state in the US! If you’re unsure, pop your zip code in at checkout, and we’ll confirm if we can deliver the good vibes your way (or look for your state in the list below). We can ship products to the following states: AR, AZ, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IA, IL, IN, KY, KS, LA, MA, ME, MI, MN, MO, MS, NC, ND, NE, NH, NJ, NM, NV, NY, OH, OK, PA, SD, TN, TX, VA, VT, WI, WV, WY. We are not able to ship to California, Colorado, or Alabama at this time.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping costs are determined based on your location and selected shipping speed. Spend $70 or more and you earn free shipping!
When will my order arrive?
We hustle hard to get your order out the door! Most orders ship within one business day and arrive within 5-10 days. You’ll get a tracking email as soon as it’s on the way!
My order says ‘delivered,’ but I don’t see it!
Oh no! 😱 First, check around your home (sometimes carriers get creative). Still no luck? Let us know and we'd be happy to help track it down!
Help! My order arrived damaged.
Oh no! That’s not the Uncle Arnie’s way. 😢 If your order showed up looking rough, don’t worry—we’ll make it right! Just send us the following details: A list of the damaged products Clear photos of the damaged items & packaging Your order number Once you’ve got that info, reach out to our team at support@unclearnies.com and we’ll take care of the rest. We’ve got your back! 💛
Orders & Returns
I made a mistake on my order- can I change it?
No worries! If your order hasn’t shipped yet, we’ll do our best to fix it. Email us ASAP at support@unclearnies.com with your order details.
Do you accept returns?
Since our drinks are consumable, we don’t take returns. But if something’s off, let us know—we’ll make it right! 💛
Where’s my order confirmation?
Check your inbox and spam folder! Still missing? Email us, and we’ll resend it faster than you can say “Uncle Arnie’s!”
What payment methods do you accept?
We take all major credit cards, PayPal, and sometimes even good vibes (just kidding- mostly).
When will I be charged for my subscription?
Your payment is processed on the same day of the subscription cycle chosen during sign up. You’ll get a heads-up email before each charge!
How do I manage my subscription?
Easy peasy! Just log into your account and you can update your flavors, change delivery dates, or pause anytime.
Can I cancel my subscription?
Of course! No hard feelings- we’ll miss you! Just log in to your account and cancel before your next renewal. Need help? Shoot us an email at support@unclearnies.com
