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over a million drinks sold! people must love this stuff!

spectacular
thc-infused
concoctions

Enjoy familiar yet thrilling flavors, and let the subtle warmth of THC elevate the moments that matter into experiences that linger. Let Uncle Arnie take you to a communal journey!

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CHERRY LIMEADE
over a million drinks sold! people must love this stuff!

spectacular thc-infused
concoctions

Enjoy familiar yet thrilling flavors, and let the subtle warmth of THC elevate the moments that matter into experiences that linger. Let Uncle Arnie take you to a communal journey!

Shop Now we’ll ship free on Orders Over $70
iced tea lemonade
over a million drinks sold! people must love this stuff!

spectacular thc-infused
concoctions

Enjoy familiar yet thrilling flavors, and let the subtle warmth of THC elevate the moments that matter into experiences that linger. Let Uncle Arnie take you to a communal journey!

Shop Now we’ll ship free on Orders Over $70
watermelon
over a million drinks sold! people must love this stuff!

spectacular thc-infused
concoctions

Enjoy familiar yet thrilling flavors, and let the subtle warmth of THC elevate the moments that matter into experiences that linger. Let Uncle Arnie take you to a communal journey!

Shop Now we’ll ship free on Orders Over $70
zen green tea
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a beverage the likes
of which the world
has never drunk.
Drank? Drunk.

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sets in quick
Mind-blowing flavors
vegan
THE FAVORITES

your day’s about to get a lot more interesting.

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a bold beverage
for bold beings

We’re talking less than 30 minutes from the time you pop one open ‘til you’re feeling relaxed and ready for the unexpected. That’s faster than a pirate schooner but unfortunately slower than a Ford Pinto. Do they still make those?

Did you know the human liver is the weight of four and one quarter 12oz cans of Uncle Arnies? Your liver is miraculous! We want to keep it that way.

No animal derivatives. We respect all creatures. We used to have pet chinchillas.

We cracked it! The best flavors are simple, sweet, and hit you like a wave. Both relaxing and wet! But unlike waves, you can drink Uncle Arnie’s because we are proudly 100% salt water free.

tales from fellow revelers

consider these
minds blown

oh! Look at the time. Beverage Break!
WOWZA!
this stuff’s great!
oh! Look at the time. Beverage Break!
WOWZA!
this stuff’s great!
oh! Look at the time. Beverage Break!
WOWZA!
this stuff’s great!

life’s a trip. drink it up.