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intrepid spirit!
So the next trip’s never further
than the fridge.
As long as you find exhilarating
fun satisfying!
We’re talking less than 30 minutes from the time you pop one open ‘til you’re feeling relaxed and ready for the unexpected. That’s faster than a pirate schooner but unfortunately slower than a Ford Pinto. Do they still make those?
Did you know the human liver is the weight of four and one quarter 12oz cans of Uncle Arnies? Your liver is miraculous! We want to keep it that way.
No animal derivatives. We respect all creatures. We used to have pet chinchillas.
We cracked it! The best flavors are simple, sweet, and hit you like a wave. Both relaxing and wet! But unlike waves, you can drink Uncle Arnie’s because we are proudly 100% salt water free.
Bud is great, pens are fine but I’m gonna grab a cold Arnies first.
They've truly mastered the art of thc-infused beverages, and I couldn't be more impressed.
Uncle Arnies has mastered the art of thc-infused beverages
Quitting booze and drinking Uncle Arnies was a game-changer